ASSEMBLY
The entire school year sit on chairs and listen to a member of senior school staff waffle about something usually unimportant. Boring. As. Fuck.

FERR DOOS
Ye olde Scots for "fair enough". I just say it because I think it sounds better.

LEAVER'S CEREMONY
Assembly where we are given certificates and stuff that we have earned over the years. We are also asked to give them our CV for them to hand back to us...

MUCK-UP DAY
The very last day of school before the exams start for 6th years (17-18 years; last year of high school, basically). Lots of daft pranks and shirt-signing follows.

OPPURCHANCITY
It's like 'opportunity'... but spelt wrong!

SCOTLAND
A slab of land north of England. Yes, that's right, we're a seperate country, you fucks! We're not fucking English!